Woodstock

Tonight we tried to go to a bar called "Woodstock's" but everytime we would ask indígenos for directions, they would be extremely confused. We would repeat Woodstocks several times each, drawing out the oooo sound, emphasizing every possible syllable, until they would say "OH! Woodstocks!" in the exact accent we had just used. I will never fit in. No matter what I do. I give up, I'm going to just be a stupid American.