When Ross was in elementary school, he was lining up to go in after recess and tapped the girl in front of him on the shoulder (coincidentally the girl he liked) then vomited as she turned around. He had peed his pants earlier that week.
Ross peed in a bottle once while driving (he was in the car alone) by putting the car on cruise control and steering with his knees.
Today Ross asked Marc "Would you rather lose your testicles AND balls (I'm serious - he said this) or your penis? Like, if you had to get one chopped off?" And then, when Marc was unsure, told him that HE would chop off his penis because he "doesn't want to turn into a girl and you turn into a girl if you don't have your testicles."
We're about to go out, so more to come, I'm sure.
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I thought he said he wanted to chop off his penis... typo?
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