I spent my New Year's acting as a designated driver for my friends, which involved surrounding myself with obnoxious Tiburon kids while remaining completely sober. It's not as bad as it sounds. Especially since I'm working to be a more positive person.
My friend Kevin Wu got a little too drunk, and after almost starting fights over things he couldn't remember saying, he passed out with his head in his own lap for a little while.
We were at a friend's house, but his older sister (3 years older than us) had all her friends over as well. Instead of the two groups mixing fluidly, we were segregated in different sections of the house, and Kevin had passed out in their section.
The older kids (er, adults) wanted to make sure Kevin was okay, so they consistently poked him and tried to feed him water/give him bowls to vomit in/etc. When it was time to go, they were loudly yelling at him and trying to carry him, even though he was fully conscious and just wanted to be left alone. Once he got up and told them to "Get the fuck away" from him, they still followed him outside to make sure he didn't fall down the stairs or anything.
When we got to the car, they thanked us for coming and Kevin drunkenly turned around and responded: "Hey! How annoying were you guys?"
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